Heaven

MrHappy · 30/09/2009, 10h09

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is
involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves
sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process
them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they
possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they ask him.

St. Peter says, I don't know. This is the first time anyone
has asked. Let me find out.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months pass and the
couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if
they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal
aspect of it all. What if it doesn't work? Would they be stuck
together forever?

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
somewhat bedraggled. Yes, he informs the couple tersely, you can
get married.

Great! said the couple, but we were just wondering, what if things
don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven??

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the
ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!", St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a
priest up here! Do you have any idea how fucken long it'll take me to find
a lawyer?"

Rayder · 30/09/2009, 20h25

very good

Chief · 30/09/2009, 22h14

Hahahaha nice one ! lol

letiloup · 01/10/2009, 01h11

Catholics are still getting married ???

30/09/2009, 10h09	#1 (permalink)
MrHappy 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2003 Localisation: tsé l'affaire rond qui tourne autour du soleil Messages: 5 822 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 233 Moto: Little Bee brulée - perte totale	Heaven On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they ask him. St. Peter says, I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me find out. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. What if it doesn't work? Would they be stuck together forever? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes, he informs the couple tersely, you can get married. Great! said the couple, but we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?? St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!", St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how fucken long it'll take me to find a lawyer?" __________________ "I'm smiling, that alone should scare you ! " - "Vive les postes de péage.... à vous de payer la note "

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