Divorce case

CornolioII · 28/01/2003, 22h52

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said:

"Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child should be in my custody."

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defence?"

The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose.

"Your Honour, If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"

**Makiavel** · 28/01/2003, 22h54

FIKS · 28/01/2003, 23h29

hahahaah!

SRAD750-R · 29/01/2003, 12h31

29/01/2003, 14h12

tres bien expliquer!!

**Dady** · 29/01/2003, 16h10

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tres bien expliquer!!

mazan que sait bien dit ,,,

28/01/2003, 22h52	#1 (permalink)
CornolioII World champion Date d'inscription: janvier 2003 Localisation: Sainte-Julie Messages: 1 034 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 43 Moto: machine à reculer dans le temps	Divorce case A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labour. The child should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defence?" The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honour, If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?" __________________ Je pisse sur les twins!! http://www.yamaha2007r1.com/

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28/01/2003, 22h54	#2 (permalink)
Makiavel Administrator Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: up north Messages: 2 826 Pouvoir de réputation: 50 Reputation: 323 Moto: CBR954

28/01/2003, 23h29	#3 (permalink)
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29/01/2003, 12h31	#4 (permalink)
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29/01/2003, 14h12	#5 (permalink)
Makiavel Guest Messages: n/a	tres bien expliquer!!