The Pirate

CornolioII · 07/02/2003, 22h30

A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You look terrible. What happened?"

"What do you mean?" replies the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm perfectly fine now."

"That's good," says the bartender, "but what about that hook? What the hell happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a big sword fight. My hand was cut off so I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"Well, what about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them damn birds shit in my eye."

"You're kidding," says the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit."

"It was my first day with the hook."

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07/02/2003, 22h30	#1 (permalink)
CornolioII World champion Date d'inscription: janvier 2003 Localisation: Sainte-Julie Messages: 1 034 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 43 Moto: machine à reculer dans le temps	The Pirate A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. You look terrible. What happened?" "What do you mean?" replies the pirate, "I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm perfectly fine now." "That's good," says the bartender, "but what about that hook? What the hell happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a big sword fight. My hand was cut off so I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." "Well, what about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them damn birds shit in my eye." "You're kidding," says the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird shit." "It was my first day with the hook." __________________ Je pisse sur les twins!! http://www.yamaha2007r1.com/

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