Cauchemards... !

[zazooR6]

these should make you squirm... yuck.

NIGHTMARE #1


After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened
the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting
neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the
guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his
ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,
the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."


NIGHTMARE #2


The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to
think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and
found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should
I do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down
on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his
teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
here shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in
here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake
your mother"

[CornolioII]

Le deuxième peut être un fantasme pour certains

[SRAD750-R]

[FIKS]

moi aussi ma être malade

[RacerZX9R]

Envoyé par SRAD750-R

j'aurais pas mieux dis....