The Female/Male Dictionary

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The Female/Male Dictionary
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>1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>Female: Any part under a car's hood.
>Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
>Male: Playing football without a cup.
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>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
>Male: Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.
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>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
>Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
>Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
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>5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
>Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
>Male: Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.
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>6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
>Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
>Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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>7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
>Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
>Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up having sex.
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>8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>Male: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

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