Honesty....!!

[henrygod]

Honesty....!!

If you ever testified in court, you might wish you could have
been as sharp as this Cop. A defense attorney was cross-
examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:

Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?

A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender running several blocks away.

Q. Officer, who provided this description?

A. The officer who responded to the scene.

Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?

A. Yes sir, with my life.

Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then officer, do you
have a room where you change your clothes in preparation
for your daily duties?

A. Yes sir, we do.

Q. And do you have a locker in that room?

A. Yes sir, I do.

Q. And do you have a lock on your locker?

A. Yes sir.

Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers
with your life,that you find it necessary to lock your locker
in a room you share with those same officers?

A. You see sir, we share the building with the court
complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to
walk through that room.

With that, the courtroom erupted in laughter, and a
prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has
been nominated for this year's Best comeback" line and
we think he'll win.

[SpeedAddict]

pak pak .. din dents

[CornolioII]

[jeepee]

[chaosExpanding]

Il peut bien rire... mais le fait qu'il n'ait pas vu le gars se sauver de la scène du crime va probablement faire qu'il va perdre son procès. Rira bien qui rira le dernier, M. l'officier. :P

[Mat-R1]

[rickzx1000]

:P

[V-Force]

Envoyé par chaosExpanding

Il peut bien rire... mais le fait qu'il n'ait pas vu le gars se sauver de la scène du crime va probablement faire qu'il va perdre son procès. Rira bien qui rira le dernier, M. l'officier. :P

Oups!!!!
On a touché un point sensible là, Chaos??????
:P :P :P