Sex Frogs

[Achro]

Sex Frogs

A beautiful, well endowed, young lady, goes to her local pet store
in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a
box full of frogs.

The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions)."

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her
and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."

The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions
and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down on the bed.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her
surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset
at this point.

She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."

The lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier
today. I'll be right over."

Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to
the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, he picks up the frog, stares
directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to
show you how to do this one more time."

[racerdude413]

good idea, girls, i have sex frogs for sale only 10$ for mine (i am not that good in bed)

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[CornolioII]

[SpeedAddict]

hehe un ptit vite ...

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