Blonde Joke

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This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she
decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her
husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple
of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for
work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket
and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted
to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do
it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies

that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....





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