Petite vite en anglais...

timide · 26/08/2003, 14h59

A Vampire Bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other Bats caught the scent of blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats
behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other Bats excitedly milled around him, tongues and fangs lusting for blood ......

"Now , do you see that large oak tree over there" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES" the Bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the first Bat, "Because I didn't".

ducati366 · 26/08/2003, 15h23

good 1

Blackbirdxx · 26/08/2003, 16h19

Achro · 26/08/2003, 17h59

Babygirl · 26/08/2003, 19h04

**smokingchick** · 27/08/2003, 13h58

Angel In The Sky · 30/08/2003, 01h33

cute...very cute

26/08/2003, 14h59	#1 (permalink)
timide Squid Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: Québec Messages: 45 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Honda CBR 600 F2	Petite vite en anglais... A Vampire Bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other Bats caught the scent of blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other Bats excitedly milled around him, tongues and fangs lusting for blood ...... "Now , do you see that large oak tree over there" he asked. "YES, YES, YES" the Bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good" said the first Bat, "Because I didn't".

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