Top ten reasons...

[Wacko]

Found this somewhere else thought I'd share
TOP TEN REASONS HARLEY RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK
10...Afraid it will invalidate warranty
9...Leather and studs make it too hard to raise arm
8...Refuses to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for
7...Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off
6...Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos
5...Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley
4...Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by those rice burner manufacturers
3...Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else
2...Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet

and the Number One reason Harley riders don't wave back:
1...They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a BMW.

TOP TEN REASONS GOLD WING RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK
10...Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture
9...Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip
8...Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm
7...Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him
6...The expresso machine just finished
5...Was actually asleep when other rider waved
4...Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer
3...Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard
2...Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system

and the Number One reason Gold Wing riders don't wave back:
1...They couldn't see through the glare from the chromed dash accents

TOP 10 REASONS BMW RIDER MIGHT NOT WAVE BACK

10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. New owner trying to figure out how to cancel blinker from previous turn.
8. Too sore from a 500-mile day on a stock seat.
7. In the process of changing CDs on his K1200RT.
6. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
5. Cramped up from riding K1200RS for the past hour.
4. He belongs to the "other" owners' association.
3. Trying to figure out how he'll make his next payment.
2. Has to hold on with both hands to withstand the surging.

And the number one reason why he might not wave:
1. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.

[Raisthlin]

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[Varlo]

Envoyé par Wacko

and the Number One reason Harley riders don't wave back:
1...They're jealous that after spending $30,000, they still don't own a BMW.

Envoyé par Wacko

TOP 10 REASONS BMW RIDER MIGHT NOT WAVE BACK

10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. New owner trying to figure out how to cancel blinker from previous turn.
8. Too sore from a 500-mile day on a stock seat.
7. In the process of changing CDs on his K1200RT.
6. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
5. Cramped up from riding K1200RS for the past hour.
4. He belongs to the "other" owners' association.
3. Trying to figure out how he'll make his next payment.
2. Has to hold on with both hands to withstand the surging.

And the number one reason why he might not wave:
1. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.

Hey I always wave!!