Prison or work?

[V4]

Prison Or Work?

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
bit clearer.

-IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
-AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

-IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
-AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

-IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
-AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.

-IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
-AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

-IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
-AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

-IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
-AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

-IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
-AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

-IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
-AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

-IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
-AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.

-IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
-AT WORK...they are called managers

Have a Great Day at WORK !!

[jeepee]

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