No Speeka Da Englis

Millenia · 06/07/2004, 16h17

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country... we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives...

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'sa talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN

Achro · 06/07/2004, 17h29

T'as été cherché ça loin !!!

Je vais repratiquer mon anglais !!

GSX-Rikal · 07/07/2004, 09h48

TORDANT!!!!!

Achro · 07/07/2004, 16h00

a l'a fait fureur à job !!

GSX-Rikal · 07/07/2004, 19h15

Moi aussi LOL!!!

Luv_2_XLR8 · 08/07/2004, 08h24

Millenia · 08/07/2004, 16h09

Je suis contente que ce soit pas du O/S...

08/07/2004, 16h23

_Eti_sv_ · 08/07/2004, 16h44

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Envoyé par Achro

a l'a fait fureur à job !!

moi aussi... bin ceux qui parlais anglais.... il l'ont bien trouvé drole

06/07/2004, 16h17	#1 (permalink)
Millenia World champion Date d'inscription: avril 2003 Localisation: Aylmer Messages: 1 149 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Z1000	No Speeka Da Englis A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country... we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex lives... "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who'sa talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'." I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN __________________ GODZ SPEED 4EVER -= On a le droit de critiquer qu'avec la volonté d'être utile =-

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06/07/2004, 17h29	#2 (permalink)
Achro World champion Date d'inscription: mars 2003 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 1 166 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: TL1000S	T'as été cherché ça loin !!! Je vais repratiquer mon anglais !!

07/07/2004, 09h48	#3 (permalink)
GSX-Rikal World champion Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Messages: 611 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 51	TORDANT!!!!!

07/07/2004, 16h00	#4 (permalink)
Achro World champion Date d'inscription: mars 2003 Localisation: Montréal Messages: 1 166 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: TL1000S	a l'a fait fureur à job !!

07/07/2004, 19h15	#5 (permalink)
GSX-Rikal World champion Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Messages: 611 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 51	Moi aussi LOL!!!

08/07/2004, 08h24	#6 (permalink)
Luv_2_XLR8 World champion Date d'inscription: décembre 2002 Messages: 1 098 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Yamaha R1 CHAMPION EDITION

08/07/2004, 16h09	#7 (permalink)
Millenia World champion Date d'inscription: avril 2003 Localisation: Aylmer Messages: 1 149 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Z1000	Je suis contente que ce soit pas du O/S...

08/07/2004, 16h23	#8 (permalink)
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