Bar encounter

Blackbirdxx · 13/07/2004, 12h17

A man walks into a bar.

He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.

He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how are you?"

Having already had a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,

looks him straight in the eye and says,

"Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,

front door, back door, it doesn't matter.

I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat ass love it."

Eyes now wide with interest he says,

"No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with ?"

**chaosExpanding** · 13/07/2004, 13h37

Les jokes d'avocats... toujours mes préférées !

13/07/2004, 12h17	#1 (permalink)
Blackbirdxx Stunter Date d'inscription: juillet 2003 Localisation: Magog Messages: 203 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: CBR 1100 XX 2003 superblackbird	Bar encounter A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, good looking, how are you?" Having already had a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest he says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with ?" __________________ Profitez du moment présent et amusez-vous, car dans dix ans, vous en parlerez comme du bon vieux temps.......

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13/07/2004, 13h37	#2 (permalink)
chaosExpanding Moderateur Date d'inscription: janvier 2003 Localisation: St-Lambert Messages: 5 295 Pouvoir de réputation: 13 Reputation: 348 Moto: '90 Yamaha FZR400 full factory + Honda XR100	Les jokes d'avocats... toujours mes préférées !