Jesus vous surveille ....

Ninja_Rida · 14/09/2004, 19h20

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is
watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself
a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began
searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear
as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out he shone his light
around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

"Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
Moses."

"The kind that would name a rottweiler Jesus."

maxpat82 · 15/09/2004, 00h53

C'est une bonne idée ca!!!

jsv · 15/09/2004, 07h54

LOL
merci d'offrir a se réveil égriffé un tres bon momment de rire

Darklord845 · 15/09/2004, 19h12

nice one

SEB08 · 15/09/2004, 20h19

If there was an animal in the house for all biblical characters, it would be a zoo

14/09/2004, 19h20	#1 (permalink)
Ninja_Rida Squid Date d'inscription: juin 2004 Localisation: Longueuil aka the dirty South Messages: 94 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Kawasaki zx636r 2003	Jesus vous surveille .... A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot. "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses." "The kind that would name a rottweiler Jesus." __________________ Sorry people the groundhog saw it's shadow....we got six more weeks of cold weather b 4 we can Ride or die ....

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