What not to say to a cop:

KneeDragger · 03/11/2004, 10h27

desoler.. encore en anglais

What not to say to a cop:
01. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
02. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
03. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
04. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
05. Are You Andy or Barney?
06. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer?
07. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
08. I pay your salary!
09. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

SpeedAddict · 03/11/2004, 11h12

c'Est le meilleur !!

GODZILLA · 03/11/2004, 13h46

pretty good !

GG_GLI · 03/11/2004, 16h56

Citation:

Envoyé par KneeDragger_c69

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”

KneeDragger · 18/09/2005, 19h07

BUMP.... Just was reading it and thought oyu guys might want to read it again!!!

For the new members also...

KneeDragger · 09/10/2007, 23h27

another to the top for the new ones and old!!!

KneeDragger · 31/10/2008, 23h49

to the top... for the newbs

Carolyne · 31/10/2008, 23h53

Hilarious! I can actually imagine these being said on Cops.

KneeDragger · 28/06/2009, 11h55

bump pour les newbies

KneeDragger · 13/11/2009, 10h32

Et up pour celle-si aussi!!!

03/11/2004, 10h27	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	What not to say to a cop: desoler.. encore en anglais What not to say to a cop: 01. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 02. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. 03. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? 04. Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 05. Are You Andy or Barney? 06. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer? 07. You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you? 08. I pay your salary! 09. Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?” __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210 Dernière modification par KneeDragger ; 13/11/2009 à 10h31

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03/11/2004, 11h12	#2 (permalink)
SpeedAddict World champion Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: Ville-Emard Messages: 1 616 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Kawa zx-6R	c'Est le meilleur !!

03/11/2004, 13h46	#3 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	pretty good !

18/09/2005, 19h07	#5 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	BUMP.... Just was reading it and thought oyu guys might want to read it again!!! For the new members also...

09/10/2007, 23h27	#6 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	another to the top for the new ones and old!!!

31/10/2008, 23h49	#7 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	to the top... for the newbs

31/10/2008, 23h53	#8 (permalink)
Carolyne World speed record Date d'inscription: mai 2007 Localisation: Terrebonne Messages: 2 401 Pouvoir de réputation: 7 Reputation: 690 Moto: SV650sK6 Édition Matante	Hilarious! I can actually imagine these being said on Cops.

28/06/2009, 11h55	#9 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	bump pour les newbies

13/11/2009, 10h32	#10 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Et up pour celle-si aussi!!!