Top Ten Reasons Gold Wing Riders May Not Wave Back:

KneeDragger · 03/11/2004, 10h29

TOP TEN REASONS GOLD WING RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK:
10...Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9...Afraid they might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8...Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7...Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6...The on-board expresso machine just finished brewing.
5...Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4...Was in a three-way conference call with his stock broker and his accessories dealer.
3...Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
2...Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation
system.
1...They couldn't see through the glare from the chromed dash accents.

03/11/2004, 10h29	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Top Ten Reasons Gold Wing Riders May Not Wave Back: TOP TEN REASONS GOLD WING RIDERS MAY NOT WAVE BACK: 10...Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture. 9...Afraid they might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip. 8...Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm. 7...Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him. 6...The on-board expresso machine just finished brewing. 5...Was actually asleep when other rider waved. 4...Was in a three-way conference call with his stock broker and his accessories dealer. 3...Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard. 2...Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system. 1...They couldn't see through the glare from the chromed dash accents. __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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