Top 10 Dog peeves about humans

GODZILLA · 19/11/2004, 17h45

Top 10 Dog peeves about humans

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but
I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous

maxpat82 · 20/11/2004, 00h39

i en as des vraiment pas pire!

KneeDragger · 24/11/2004, 11h32

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3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?

Toute bonne, mais c trois la... Danggg, too good! :P

19/11/2004, 17h45	#1 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	Top 10 Dog peeves about humans Top 10 Dog peeves about humans 1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it! 5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home. 6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back! 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 9. Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur? 10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous __________________ THE WORST PART ABOUT DRIVING A CAR IS TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE GAY IT'S NOT WHERE YOU GO IT'S HOW YOU GET THERE PLUS ON EST DE FOUS PLUS ON CLANCHE

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20/11/2004, 00h39	#2 (permalink)
maxpat82 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Localisation: Rive-Sud Messages: 15 355 Pouvoir de réputation: 22 Reputation: 333 Moto: DRZ400SM 05(rue et dirt) - GSX-R600 K5(track) - XR100 2002	i en as des vraiment pas pire!