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28/11/2004, 02h59
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 Date d'inscription: mai 2004
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Some Lawyer Jokes...
Some Lawyer Jokes...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of feces? A: The bucket. Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his rear. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can't understand. Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances. Q: Where can you find a good lawyer? A. In the cemetery Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A. A vampire only sucks blood at night. Q:What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? A. When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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28/11/2004, 12h49
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Date d'inscription: avril 2004
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Bah... Je ne m'en fais pas trop. Ces blagues existaient probablement avant que je vienne au monde. Tiens! Godzilla aussi... No wonder!
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28/11/2004, 22h59
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Date d'inscription: janvier 2003
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"Votre honneur, je serai bref :
 ". . . . . . . . . . . . . . Godzilla : post-whoring since May 31st 2004 
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12 O'clock
Date d'inscription: mai 2004
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Citation:
ouin.....a lire leur réponses.... jpense qui maime pas ben ben !!!!! 
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29/11/2004, 10h44
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Q: Why do they bury lawyers 7 feet undergroud ?
A. Because deep down they're good guys. Q: Why did they use lawyers for the lab experiment? A. There are some things a rat just wont do. Q: How do you know your lawyer is lying to you? A. His lips are moving. Connaissez vous Ben Dover de la firme "Doowey, Screwem and Howe" ? |
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