tiger woods and the quebecer !

GODZILLA · 28/11/2004, 03h07

Tiger Woods, on the way to the Canadian open was driving through
the Quebec country side when he noticed he was getting low on gas.
He pulled into a St-Cibolac gas station, got out of his Volvo and
waited
for the attendant to show up. Jean-Guy walked across the lot and
yelled,
"Allô, what can hi do at you sir?"

"Fill it up please", replied Tiger.
Jean-Guy, looking the car over said, " 'Stie dats ha nice car
dat."

"Thanks", said Tiger, "It's my new Volvo".

"De tank now full", Jean-Guy looked over to Tiger and said,

"'Dats twenty-two dollars please sir".

Tiger reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of bills and
dropped a couple of golf tees on the ground. Jean-Guy, unfamiliar
with golf, looks at the tees, then at Tiger and said,

"What da 'ell are doze?"

Tiger explained, "Those are tees. I use them to support my balls
while
I'm driving".

Jean-Guy looked up at Tiger, smiling he said,

"Tabarnac, doze guys at Volvo, dey tink of everyting."

Josie · 28/11/2004, 09h42

lol!!

j'ai jamais été à St-Cibolac mais va ben falloir faire une ride pour aller voir Jean-Guy!!

chu crampée!!

maxpat82 · 28/11/2004, 12h29

I conduit pas un Buick Tiger!!!

28/11/2004, 03h07	#1 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	tiger woods and the quebecer ! Tiger Woods, on the way to the Canadian open was driving through the Quebec country side when he noticed he was getting low on gas. He pulled into a St-Cibolac gas station, got out of his Volvo and waited for the attendant to show up. Jean-Guy walked across the lot and yelled, "Allô, what can hi do at you sir?" "Fill it up please", replied Tiger. Jean-Guy, looking the car over said, " 'Stie dats ha nice car dat." "Thanks", said Tiger, "It's my new Volvo". "De tank now full", Jean-Guy looked over to Tiger and said, "'Dats twenty-two dollars please sir". Tiger reached into his pocket and pulled out a wad of bills and dropped a couple of golf tees on the ground. Jean-Guy, unfamiliar with golf, looks at the tees, then at Tiger and said, "What da 'ell are doze?" Tiger explained, "Those are tees. I use them to support my balls while I'm driving". Jean-Guy looked up at Tiger, smiling he said, "Tabarnac, doze guys at Volvo, dey tink of everyting." __________________ THE WORST PART ABOUT DRIVING A CAR IS TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE GAY IT'S NOT WHERE YOU GO IT'S HOW YOU GET THERE PLUS ON EST DE FOUS PLUS ON CLANCHE

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28/11/2004, 09h42	#2 (permalink)
Josie World speed record Date d'inscription: mai 2003 Localisation: St-Brin Messages: 3 285 Pouvoir de réputation: 11 Reputation: 589 Moto: 2 roues, moteur, fairing --> pas plaqué	lol!! j'ai jamais été à St-Cibolac mais va ben falloir faire une ride pour aller voir Jean-Guy!! chu crampée!!

28/11/2004, 12h29	#3 (permalink)
maxpat82 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Localisation: Rive-Sud Messages: 15 368 Pouvoir de réputation: 22 Reputation: 333 Moto: DRZ400SM 05(rue et dirt) - GSX-R600 K5(track) - XR100 2002	I conduit pas un Buick Tiger!!!