husband super store

**racerdude413** · 07/12/2004, 12h36

Recently, a "Husband Super Store" opened
where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the
men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
you HAD to choose a man from that floor.
If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down,
except to leave the place, never to return.
SOOO - a couple of girlfriends went to the shopping
center to find some husbands...

First floor
The door had a sign saying,
"These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and said,
"Well, that's better than not having a job or not
loving kids, but I wonder what's further up".
So up they went.

Second floor, the sign read,
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm,"
said the ladies,
"But I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor this sign read,
"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids, and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor this door had a sign saying
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried,
"Just think what must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said,
"This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are fuc-king impossible to please."
The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs."

**chaosExpanding** · 07/12/2004, 14h06

Correction : 4th floor : "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework,
have a strong romantic streak and ride sportbikes." :P

GODZILLA · 07/12/2004, 14h19

racerdude413, very good joke

chaosExpanding, a corretion was necessary !

**chaosExpanding** · 07/12/2004, 14h40

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racerdude413, very good joke

chaosExpanding, a corretion was necessary !

Ouain, j'aurais du mettre : "...and ride CBRs" :P

Raceleader · 07/12/2004, 14h48

Hahahahha est vraiement bonne...

A part l'affaire des Cbr.......

KneeDragger · 08/12/2004, 12h09

Citation:

Hahahahha est vraiement bonne...

A part l'affaire des Cbr.......

CBR ou pas... elle etait tres bonne!!!

07/12/2004, 12h36	#1 (permalink)
racerdude413 Moderateur Date d'inscription: novembre 2002 Localisation: sorel Messages: 4 615 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 134 Moto: 07 GSXR 750 (track), 89 Hawk GT (course) , 03 XR100	husband super store Recently, a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor. If you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down, except to leave the place, never to return. SOOO - a couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands... First floor The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up". So up they went. Second floor, the sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?" Third floor this sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids, and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went. Fourth floor this door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on!" So up to the fifth floor they went. Fifth floor The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are fuc-king impossible to please." The exit is to your left, we hope you fall down the stairs." __________________ When in doubt, Gas it!!!! #213

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07/12/2004, 14h06	#2 (permalink)
chaosExpanding Moderateur Date d'inscription: janvier 2003 Localisation: St-Lambert Messages: 5 289 Pouvoir de réputation: 13 Reputation: 348 Moto: '90 Yamaha FZR400 full factory + Honda XR100	Correction : 4th floor : "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, have a strong romantic streak and ride sportbikes." :P

07/12/2004, 14h19	#3 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	racerdude413, very good joke chaosExpanding, a corretion was necessary !

07/12/2004, 14h48	#5 (permalink)
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