Joke - The Whys? of Men (NOT! bike related)

Trinity · 11/03/2005, 21h14

Pas sur si celui-ci a déjà été mise sur m4e .. bien, bon .. je le post quand-même !

Et c'est que ça .. une joke !!!

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The Whys of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at 5-7 parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

MrHappy · 11/03/2005, 23h42

comprend pas....

Moka · 13/03/2005, 19h21

thats all i could say

GODZILLA · 13/03/2005, 19h23

vapour lock !!!!

thanx for the laughs !!!

Cachou · 14/03/2005, 00h43

que de vériter ce post lol

pistolio · 14/03/2005, 08h10

hahahaha

11/03/2005, 21h14	#1 (permalink)
Trinity World speed record Date d'inscription: octobre 2004 Messages: 2 411 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 42	Joke - The Whys? of Men (NOT! bike related) Pas sur si celui-ci a déjà été mise sur m4e .. bien, bon .. je le post quand-même ! Et c'est que ça .. une joke !!! *************** The Whys of Men** 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at 5-7 parties) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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11/03/2005, 23h42	#2 (permalink)
MrHappy 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2003 Localisation: tsé l'affaire rond qui tourne autour du soleil Messages: 5 822 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 233 Moto: Little Bee brulée - perte totale	comprend pas....

13/03/2005, 19h21	#3 (permalink)
Moka Squid Date d'inscription: mars 2004 Messages: 55 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: CBR 600 RR 2006	thats all i could say

13/03/2005, 19h23	#4 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	vapour lock !!!! thanx for the laughs !!!

14/03/2005, 00h43	#5 (permalink)
Cachou World speed record Date d'inscription: août 2004 Localisation: ste-sophie Messages: 3 297 Pouvoir de réputation: 9 Reputation: 70 Moto: tlm sait de quelle je reve !	que de vériter ce post lol

14/03/2005, 08h10	#6 (permalink)
pistolio 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Messages: 11 770 Pouvoir de réputation: 19 Reputation: 662 Moto: Jaune	hahahaha