A ne pas dire à un policier..

daymz · 06/05/2005, 11h08

NEVER SAY TO A COP

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Smiths Falls - trust me it's true !!)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

dave18mo · 06/05/2005, 13h02

:P :P

libellule69 · 13/05/2005, 05h38

13. Et bien vous avez un flaire incroyable pour avoir senti de si loin que j’aie une douzaine de beigne frais sur la banquette avant…..

GixxerDude · 13/05/2005, 08h54

8. I pay your salary! ..Estie qu'elle est chienne cela...

06/05/2005, 11h08	#1 (permalink)
daymz Contributeur Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Rive-sud de Montréal Messages: 5 529 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 450 Moto: Kawa Z1000 noir (road), Yam FZR400 (race/track)	A ne pas dire à un policier.. NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Smiths Falls - trust me it's true !!) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" __________________ VRRA # 173

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