Male or female?

**chip7** · 17/06/2005, 18h40

You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender.

For example:

1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8: Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

daymz · 17/06/2005, 18h52

Je ne l'avais jamais entendu avec ces mots ci ! Hilarant !

jsv · 17/06/2005, 18h57

ouiep
c'est bon

mais je vien de porter attention a la signature de chip7,

, j'aime bien la premier ligne

freak · 17/06/2005, 18h58

Good one

**chip7** · 17/06/2005, 19h02

Citation:

Envoyé par jsv

mais je vien de porter attention a la signature de chip7,

, j'aime bien la premier ligne

Je crois que tu comprend le binaire alors !

**Mahmoud** · 17/06/2005, 20h43

Citation:

Envoyé par chip7

Citation:

Envoyé par jsv

mais je vien de porter attention a la signature de chip7,

, j'aime bien la premier ligne

Je crois que tu comprend le binaire alors !

Hey moi aussi je l'avais jamais remarqué

Pas pire.

***Gang de nerd***

17/06/2005, 18h40	#1 (permalink)
chip7 Moderateur Date d'inscription: mars 2004 Localisation: Montreal-by-the-beach Messages: 8 209 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 462 Moto: ZX-9r, édition tie-wraps!	Male or female? You may not know that many nonliving things have a gender. For example: 1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. 3) Tire -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. 4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. 5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. 6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on. 7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 8: Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. 9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. 10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying. __________________ Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be a giant, earth shattering, kaboom! - Marvin

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17/06/2005, 18h52	#2 (permalink)
daymz Contributeur Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Rive-sud de Montréal Messages: 5 529 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 450 Moto: Kawa Z1000 noir (road), Yam FZR400 (race/track)	Je ne l'avais jamais entendu avec ces mots ci ! Hilarant !

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jsv Stunter Date d'inscription: avril 2004 Localisation: ste-anne-des-lacs Messages: 480 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Triumph Daytonna 955i CE	ouiep c'est bon mais je vien de porter attention a la signature de chip7, , j'aime bien la premier ligne

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freak Squid Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: Lasalle Messages: 38 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Triumph Trophy 900	Good one