men are like.... part 1

Evel_Ev · 11/08/2005, 15h03

Men are like....

1. Men are like....Laxatives........They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like....Bananas.............The older they get, the less firm
they are.

3. Men are like....Weather...........Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like....Blenders.............You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like....Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like....Commercials........You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like....Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like....Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like....Mascara............They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like...Popcorn............They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like..Snowstorms..........You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like...Lava Lamps..........Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like...Parking Spots.......All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

daymz · 11/08/2005, 15h24

Heu je veux dire...

**Mahmoud** · 11/08/2005, 16h37

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5. Men are like....Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

13/08/2005, 13h22

Trinity · 13/08/2005, 13h29

GixxerDude · 13/08/2005, 13h50

Same goes for women!

Moka · 14/08/2005, 22h39

thats all i can say about it

lil gab #97 · 14/08/2005, 23h05

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13. Men are like...Parking Spots.......All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

sa veu dire que jsuis handicapé

Blackbirdxx · 18/08/2005, 14h22

Babygirl · 23/08/2005, 15h14

11/08/2005, 15h03	#1 (permalink)
Evel_Ev Stunter Date d'inscription: juillet 2005 Localisation: D.D.O. Messages: 203 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Suzuki GS500F - cheap plates bike! may have to keep it afterall :P	men are like.... part 1 Men are like.... 1. Men are like....Laxatives........They irritate the shit out of you. 2. Men are like....Bananas.............The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like....Weather...........Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like....Blenders.............You need One, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like....Chocolate Bars.....Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like....Commercials........You can't believe a word they say. 7. Men are like....Department Stores...Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like....Government Bonds...They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like....Mascara............They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like...Popcorn............They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like..Snowstorms..........You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like...Lava Lamps..........Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like...Parking Spots.......All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. __________________ The next time u're having a bad day, imagine this: U're a siamese twin. Ur brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. U're not. He has a date coming over tonight. U only have one ass!

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