Dating Different Women

R1 Biker · 26/09/2005, 12h40

Dating Different Women

WHITE WOMEN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date:You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARABIC WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: You are shot dead. No third date

KneeDragger · 26/09/2005, 13h03

Very amusing one Ziad!

**chip7** · 26/09/2005, 14h55

decisions, decisions !!

**chaosExpanding** · 26/09/2005, 23h35

It's funny because it's true !

bikersebas · 26/09/2005, 23h44

wow c'est fuc..... drole

avec un brin de veriter

R1 Biker · 27/09/2005, 08h40

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It's funny because it's true !

You bet

pistolio · 27/09/2005, 12h46

bye, im moving to Ireland.

GixxerDude · 27/09/2005, 13h24

White woman...is tha best

The Arabic woman one is so true

R1 Biker · 27/09/2005, 13h48

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White woman...is tha best

The Arabic woman one is so true

Drew.. quick question did u ever go out with an arabic girl??

GixxerDude · 27/09/2005, 13h57

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White woman...is tha best

The Arabic woman one is so true

Drew.. quick question did u ever go out with an arabic girl??

No i never did !

Check your PM.

26/09/2005, 12h40	#1 (permalink)
R1 Biker World speed record Date d'inscription: juin 2004 Localisation: WLF "viva la figa" / Amo donna molto Messages: 2 651 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: YAMAHA Graves R1 ... 153.7 rwhp	Dating Different Women Dating Different Women WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date:You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. ARABIC WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: You are shot dead. No third date __________________

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26/09/2005, 13h03	#2 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Very amusing one Ziad!

26/09/2005, 14h55	#3 (permalink)
chip7 Moderateur Date d'inscription: mars 2004 Localisation: Montreal-by-the-beach Messages: 8 210 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 462 Moto: ZX-9r, édition tie-wraps!	decisions, decisions !!

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chaosExpanding Moderateur Date d'inscription: janvier 2003 Localisation: St-Lambert Messages: 5 302 Pouvoir de réputation: 13 Reputation: 348 Moto: '90 Yamaha FZR400 full factory + Honda XR100	It's funny because it's true !

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GixxerDude World champion Date d'inscription: octobre 2003 Messages: 1 330 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: I dont wanna make you jealous	White woman...is tha best The Arabic woman one is so true