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World champion
![]() Date d'inscription: octobre 2003
Messages: 1 330
Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10
![]() Moto: I dont wanna make you jealous |
This is a really easy test, you don't need to write shit down or anything. Here goes:
""""""MIND GAME 2% or 98% This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! * Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. * There's no trick or surprise. * Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! * Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them ... really. * Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something). Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together Now subtract 5 Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.) Think of a country that starts with that letter Remember the last letter of the name of that country Thi! nk of the name of an animal that starts with that letter Remember the last letter in the name of that animal Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange? I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise."""""
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Stunter
![]() Date d'inscription: juillet 2005
Localisation: D.D.O.
Messages: 203
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here's another one for you GixxerDude...
Have you ever wondered if your mind is normal or different?? Well, do this little mind exercise and find out at the end!! Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can. Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. Now, scroll down (but not too fast,you might miss something)........ What is: 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down. QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down. Keep going. You're thinking of carrot, right? If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.
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The next time u're having a bad day, imagine this: U're a siamese twin. Ur brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. U're not. He has a date coming over tonight. U only have one ass! |
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12 O'clock
![]() Date d'inscription: juillet 2004
Localisation: Rive-Sud
Messages: 15 371
Pouvoir de réputation: 22 Reputation: 333
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Denmark ok
Kangourou: non (Kiwi oui il a un animal qui porte se nom(un petit oiseau)) pis le fruit qui commence par "i": aucune espece d'idée |
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World speed record
![]() Date d'inscription: juillet 2004
Localisation: S-J-S-R
Messages: 2 255
Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 80
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Mon Kagourou mange au denmark.... mais je chercher encore un fruit qui commence par U
Et Moi aussi j'ai pensé au concombre pour celui de EvelEv :P |
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World champion
![]() Date d'inscription: octobre 2003
Messages: 1 330
Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10
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Dominica et Djibouti...des faciles quoi... |
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