BEER vs. P.USSY : THE PLAYOFF .. Dirty joke

[R1 Biker]

>BEER vs. P.USSY: THE PLAYOFF
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> >1. Beer is always wet. P.ussy needs a little work. - One point to BEER
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> >2. Warm beer tastes awful. - One point to P.ussy
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> >3. A really cold beer is satisfying. - One point to BEER
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> >4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair between
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> >your teeth, you may vomit. - One point to P.ussy
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> >5. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten P.ussies in one
> >night and you don't want to drive anywhere. - One point to P.ussy
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> >
> >6. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
> >suffer. If you eat any P.ussy in public, you become a legend. - One
> >point to P.ussy
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> >
> >7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
> >you smell of P.ussy he may buy you a beer. - One point to P.ussy
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> >
> >8. You normally don't find old beer. - One point to BEER
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> >9. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
> >P.ussy and you'll think you've seen God. - One point to P.USSY
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> >
> >10. In most countries there's a tax on beer. - One point to P.USSY
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> >
> >11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off - One
> >point to BEER
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> >12. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or
> >can.
> >- One point to BEER
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> >
> >13. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it
> >settles down. - One point to BEER
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> >
> >14. You always know how much beer is going to cost - One point to BEER
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> >
> >15. Beer doesn't have a mother - One point to BEER
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> >16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank
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> >it - One point to BEER
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> >
> >FINAL SCORE: BEER 9
> > P.USSY 7
> >
> >
> >That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
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> >PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
> >discriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of those
> >feelings, let alone express them. -An extra point for BEER

[GixxerDude]

Pussy for the win...well in my case !

I f_ucking hate beer !

[Frank Drebin]

Le mix des deux n'est pas désagréable non plus !!

[Miss Landry]

[slimco]

I like your sence of humour

[chip7]

I'll leave the decisions to you, i'll take both !!

[Terry]

Envoyé par chip7

I'll leave the decisions to you, i'll take both !!

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A+
Terry

[Blackbirdxx]

nothing like drunk sex with a stranger you met an hour ago at the club

[HellCrow]

You put the beer in the puss.y and you bake both of 'em on the BBQ :P

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