Two hunters are out in the woods !! So funny !!!!

R1 Biker · 06/10/2005, 23h11

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

MrHappy · 06/10/2005, 23h14

bikersebas · 06/10/2005, 23h22

tout un chum

GODZILLA · 07/10/2005, 08h18

yup...good one !

stav · 07/10/2005, 09h22

good one

GixxerDude · 07/10/2005, 10h17

Rednecks

dwater · 07/10/2005, 12h29

See I like jokes like that...short and sweet!
Nothing worse than reading for 5 minutes and the punch line sucks!!

06/10/2005, 23h11	#1 (permalink)
R1 Biker World speed record Date d'inscription: juin 2004 Localisation: WLF "viva la figa" / Amo donna molto Messages: 2 651 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: YAMAHA Graves R1 ... 153.7 rwhp	Two hunters are out in the woods !! So funny !!!! Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

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06/10/2005, 23h14	#2 (permalink)
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bikersebas Stunter Date d'inscription: juillet 2005 Localisation: longueuil, QC, Canada,Planet terre,Milkeway Messages: 329 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: B-King 2008, YZ 250 1989	tout un chum

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GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	yup...good one !

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07/10/2005, 12h29	#7 (permalink)
dwater Stunter Date d'inscription: juillet 2005 Messages: 248 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: CBR600RR	See I like jokes like that...short and sweet! Nothing worse than reading for 5 minutes and the punch line sucks!!