Blind pilots

[RdKetchup]

Elle est vieille, mais je la trouve toujours drôle...





In recent years part of Air Canada's settlement with its unions was the
hiring of handicapped people.

One day after that settlement, passengers on a small commuter plane were
waiting for their flight to leave. The door opened and two men walked up
the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms and both wearing dark glasses. One
pilot was using a guide dog, and the other was tapping the aisle seats with
a white cane.

Nervous laughter spread through the cabin; but the men entered the co.ckpit,
the door closed, and the engines started up. The passengers began glancing
nervously around, searching for some sign that this was just a little
practical joke.

None was forthcoming.

The plane moved faster down the runway, and people at the windows realized
that they were headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport
perimeter. As it began to look as though the plane would never take off,
but instead would plunge into the water, panicked screams filled the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifted smoothly into the air. The passengers relaxed
and laughed a little sheepishly. Soon they all retreated into their magazines,
secure in the knowledge that the plane was indeed in good hands. Then over
the PA system they heard the copilot say to the pilot, "You know Bob, one
of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all going to die!"

[HellCrow]

hahahahah elle est bonne en sale

[maxpat82]

[GODZILLA]

ca faisait longtemps que je ne lavais pas entendu.....

elle est bonne !

[Blackbirdxx]