And who said MEN don't remember anniversaries...

KneeDragger · 19/10/2005, 11h42

Who said men don't remember anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not with in bed. She puts on her robe, goes downstairs to look for him and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do", she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father, the judge, caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" Yes, I remember", said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

RdKetchup · 19/10/2005, 12h06

Vraiment bonne.

Miss Landry · 19/10/2005, 13h26

Spyke · 19/10/2005, 15h39

HellCrow · 19/10/2005, 15h42

Mouahahahahaah

crime qu'elle est bonne ! :P

R1 Biker · 19/10/2005, 18h18

GODZILLA · 19/10/2005, 18h34

hilarious !

AdrenalineRush · 20/10/2005, 16h50

OMG!!!

Josie · 22/10/2005, 10h49

GAGNON · 22/10/2005, 12h25

trop drole ha ha ha

19/10/2005, 11h42	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 410 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	And who said MEN don't remember anniversaries... Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not with in bed. She puts on her robe, goes downstairs to look for him and finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do", she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father, the judge, caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" Yes, I remember", said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today." __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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