Sound Advise For Men...

KneeDragger · 21/10/2005, 16h36

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

GODZILLA · 21/10/2005, 16h53

so true !

pistolio · 21/10/2005, 17h01

hahaha, here, have some chocolate.

Spyke · 21/10/2005, 17h01

daymz · 21/10/2005, 17h07

Et même à ça, il y a toujours des risques....

Hurricana · 21/10/2005, 21h48

Well gentlemen, even with the ultra safe sentence, you could get into the risk of getting the don't you think I'm already fat as it is...

Hum... your call but I find it risky to try this line... but hey... if you like aventure and risk... you can go for it...

R1 Biker · 21/10/2005, 21h55

good one !!

KneeDragger · 21/10/2005, 22h38

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Envoyé par Hurricana

Well gentlemen, even with the ultra safe sentence, you could get into the risk of getting the don't you think I'm already fat as it is...

Hum... your call but I find it risky to try this line... but hey... if you like aventure and risk... you can go for it...

If we like risks... mmmm.. let me see what we(men) wrote in the newest poll of "Fastest speed I've gone" I think we do like the risk Hurricana!!! :P

The reason we love good women, they keep us on our toes just like our bikes!!!!

Hurricana · 22/10/2005, 12h02

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Envoyé par KneeDragger_c69

If we like risks... mmmm.. let me see what we(men) wrote in the newest poll of "Fastest speed I've gone" I think we do like the risk Hurricana!!! :P

The reason we love good women, they keep us on our toes just like our bikes!!!!

Fair enough

GODZILLA · 22/10/2005, 14h45

KneeDragger_c69, you forgot to add the

SUPER ULTRA SAFE line:

here, take my credit card and go shopping !

21/10/2005, 16h36	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 398 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Sound Advise For Men... The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown! SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's my paycheck. ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate. __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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21/10/2005, 16h53	#2 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	so true !

21/10/2005, 17h01	#3 (permalink)
pistolio 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Messages: 11 770 Pouvoir de réputation: 19 Reputation: 662 Moto: Jaune	hahaha, here, have some chocolate.

21/10/2005, 17h01	#4 (permalink)
Spyke World speed record Date d'inscription: août 2004 Messages: 4 235 Pouvoir de réputation: 10 Reputation: 41

21/10/2005, 17h07	#5 (permalink)
daymz Contributeur Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Rive-sud de Montréal Messages: 5 529 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 450 Moto: Kawa Z1000 noir (road), Yam FZR400 (race/track)	Et même à ça, il y a toujours des risques....

21/10/2005, 21h48	#6 (permalink)
Hurricana World champion Date d'inscription: février 2004 Messages: 502 Pouvoir de réputation: 6 Reputation: 24	Well gentlemen, even with the ultra safe sentence, you could get into the risk of getting the don't you think I'm already fat as it is... Hum... your call but I find it risky to try this line... but hey... if you like aventure and risk... you can go for it...

21/10/2005, 21h55	#7 (permalink)
R1 Biker World speed record Date d'inscription: juin 2004 Localisation: WLF "viva la figa" / Amo donna molto Messages: 2 651 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: YAMAHA Graves R1 ... 153.7 rwhp	good one !!

22/10/2005, 14h45	#10 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	KneeDragger_c69, you forgot to add the SUPER ULTRA SAFE line: here, take my credit card and go shopping !