WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK.

R1 Biker · 30/10/2005, 18h02

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK.

A WOMAN WAS SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SUPERMARKET WHERE SHE SELECTED,

A HALF GALLON OF 2% MILK,

A CARTON OF EGGS,

A QUART OF ORANGE JUICE,

A HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE,

A 2 LB. CAN OF COFFEE,

AND A 1 LB. PACKAGE OF BACON.

AS SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO CHECK OUT, A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT OF THE CASHIER.

WHILE THE CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY STATED, "YOU MUST BE SINGLE."

THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THIS PROCLAMATION, BUT SHE WAS INTRIGUED BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE.

SHE LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON THE BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY UNUSUAL ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER MARITAL STATUS.

CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT?

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THE DRUNK REPLIED, "CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY"

GODZILLA · 30/10/2005, 20h37

thats a good one !

KneeDragger · 31/10/2005, 11h40

Blackbirdxx · 31/10/2005, 12h31

c'est chien !!

SloUc · 31/10/2005, 12h41

Oufff !

Dans les dents

HellCrow · 31/10/2005, 14h15

ahhhhahahahahahah cheap shot :P

KneeDragger · 31/10/2005, 19h51

Citation:

Envoyé par Blackbirdxx

c'est chien !!

C chien, mais c legal.... :P

Ragno · 04/11/2005, 16h52

That's a classic !!!!!

Agezeuze · 06/11/2005, 22h23

Vraiment bonne...

AdrenalineRush · 08/11/2005, 17h42

30/10/2005, 18h02	#1 (permalink)
R1 Biker World speed record Date d'inscription: juin 2004 Localisation: WLF "viva la figa" / Amo donna molto Messages: 2 651 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: YAMAHA Graves R1 ... 153.7 rwhp	WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK. WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK. A WOMAN WAS SHOPPING AT HER LOCAL SUPERMARKET WHERE SHE SELECTED, A HALF GALLON OF 2% MILK, A CARTON OF EGGS, A QUART OF ORANGE JUICE, A HEAD OF ROMAINE LETTUCE, A 2 LB. CAN OF COFFEE, AND A 1 LB. PACKAGE OF BACON. AS SHE WAS UNLOADING HER ITEMS ON THE CONVEYOR BELT TO CHECK OUT, A DRUNK STANDING BEHIND HER WATCHED AS SHE PLACED THE ITEMS IN FRONT OF THE CASHIER. WHILE THE CASHIER WAS RINGING UP HER PURCHASES, THE DRUNK CALMLY STATED, "YOU MUST BE SINGLE." THE WOMAN WAS A BIT STARTLED BY THIS PROCLAMATION, BUT SHE WAS INTRIGUED BY THE DERELICT'S INTUITION, SINCE SHE WAS INDEED SINGLE. SHE LOOKED AT HER SIX ITEMS ON THE BELT AND SAW NOTHING PARTICULARLY UNUSUAL ABOUT HER SELECTIONS THAT COULD HAVE TIPPED OFF THE DRUNK TO HER MARITAL STATUS. CURIOSITY GETTING THE BETTER OF HER, SHE SAID "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BUT HOW ON EARTH DID YOU KNOW THAT? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . THE DRUNK REPLIED, "CAUSE YOU'RE UGLY" __________________

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30/10/2005, 20h37	#2 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	thats a good one !

31/10/2005, 11h40	#3 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 410 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!

31/10/2005, 12h31	#4 (permalink)
Blackbirdxx Stunter Date d'inscription: juillet 2003 Localisation: Magog Messages: 203 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: CBR 1100 XX 2003 superblackbird	c'est chien !!

31/10/2005, 12h41	#5 (permalink)
SloUc Squid Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Rouyn, Abitibi Messages: 51 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: FZ6 2006	Oufff ! Dans les dents

31/10/2005, 14h15	#6 (permalink)
HellCrow 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juin 2005 Localisation: Mont-Laurier Messages: 11 455 Pouvoir de réputation: 17 Reputation: 472 Moto: DRZézette SuperMopette	ahhhhahahahahahah cheap shot :P

04/11/2005, 16h52	#8 (permalink)
Ragno World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2005 Localisation: Montreal...RDP Messages: 896 Pouvoir de réputation: 5 Reputation: 169 Moto: Bandit 1200	That's a classic !!!!!

06/11/2005, 22h23	#9 (permalink)
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AdrenalineRush World champion Date d'inscription: août 2005 Localisation: Sherbrooke et environs... Messages: 1 241 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: ZX9R '99