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[KneeDragger]

For your amusement guys... and girls with a GOOD sence of humour!!!!





1. Why did God create woman?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet

2. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
Phone her

3. Why do woman fake orgasms?
Because they think men care

4. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down and use a lubrican

5. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, let the bitch cook in the dark

6. What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E.?
One's mad cow desease; the other's an agricultural problem

7. Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator

8. How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open by the time she brings it in

9. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

10. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!

11. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side

12.What are the three fastest means of communication?
Internet, Telephone, Tellawoman

13. How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out

14. What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it

15. How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you loose your house

16. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling

17. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called «a waist»?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there

18. Why did the woman cross the road?
What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

19. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet

20. How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

[Aya]

20. How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your *beep*

[Miss Landry]

Envoyé par KneeDragger

7. Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator

9. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long

17. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called «a waist»?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there

18. Why did the woman cross the road?
What's the *beep* doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

20. How is a woman like a condom?
Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your *beep*

Good call Alex

[KneeDragger]

U're welcome....

[chip7]

12.What are the three fastest means of communication?
Internet, Telephone, Tellawoman

that'll blaze thru the neighborhood or office faster than light!

[KneeDragger]

Une autre... apres deux ans, why not peanut, pourquoi pas les noix! :P

[Busko]

ha ha ha
on sarrenge pour manger une ossss ti de voler par les fille la !

[Dedmann]

your a redneck when...

[daymz]

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