Now for the WOMEN too laugh...

[KneeDragger]

Make sure to replace: p-e-n-i-s=men and management=women



THE P-E-N-I-S.....

I, the p-e-n-i-s, hereby request a raise in salary, to management, for the following reasons:

-I do physical labor;
-I work at great depths;
-I plunge head first into everything I do;
-I do not get weekends or public holidays off;
-I work in a damp environment;
-I dont get paid overtime;
-I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation;
-I work in high temperatures;
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases.........!!!




Dear P-e-n-i-s,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguements you have raised,
management rejects your request for the following reasons:

-You do not work 8 hrs straight;
-You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods;
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team;
- You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas;
-You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated
in order to start working;
-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift;
-You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing;
-You'll retire long before reaching 65;
-You're unable to work double shifts;
-You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the
day's work and if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.



Sincerely,
The Management

[Miss Landry]

I rather laugh at the guy's one

[KneeDragger]

to the top...

[KneeDragger]

to the top... for the newbs

[Mic]

C'est la première fois que je vois ça ... remonter ses veilles jokes a toute les années

[KneeDragger]

Will do...