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Vieux 15/11/2005, 15h36   #1 (permalink)
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Par défaut Does management know their staff?

Does management know their staff?

On walking into the company, the CEO noticed a young guy leaning
Against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and
calmly said to him, How much do you earn?"

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal
question, he replied, none the less, "I earn Dhs. 2 000.00 a month,
Sir. Why?"

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed Dhs. 6000.00
cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people
for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months'
salary, now

GET OUT and don't come back".

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a Few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner, "And
that applies for everybody in this company".

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who 's the young
man that I just fired ?"

To which an amazing reply came of, "He was the pizza delivery man, Sir!"

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