joke: the holy land

GODZILLA · 09/12/2005, 07h51

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.

The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or
you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
you would spend only $150?"

The man replied,
"Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he
rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

V-N · 09/12/2005, 08h36

Vspec · 09/12/2005, 10h50

**chip7** · 09/12/2005, 11h36

ne jamais prendre de chance avec la belle-mère!!

daymz · 09/12/2005, 12h10

honda4life · 09/12/2005, 14h57

lol

09/12/2005, 07h51	#1 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	joke: the holy land A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." __________________ THE WORST PART ABOUT DRIVING A CAR IS TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE GAY IT'S NOT WHERE YOU GO IT'S HOW YOU GET THERE PLUS ON EST DE FOUS PLUS ON CLANCHE

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09/12/2005, 08h36	#2 (permalink)
V-N Stunter Date d'inscription: avril 2004 Localisation: Downtown Laval ;) Messages: 197 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: CBR600RRRRRR

09/12/2005, 10h50	#3 (permalink)
Vspec World champion Date d'inscription: septembre 2005 Localisation: Fredericton, NB Messages: 1 605 Pouvoir de réputation: 6 Reputation: 47 Moto: Deux morceaux de Busa

09/12/2005, 11h36	#4 (permalink)
chip7 Moderateur Date d'inscription: mars 2004 Localisation: Montreal-by-the-beach Messages: 8 201 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 462 Moto: ZX-9r, édition tie-wraps!	ne jamais prendre de chance avec la belle-mère!!

09/12/2005, 12h10	#5 (permalink)
daymz Contributeur Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Rive-sud de Montréal Messages: 5 529 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 450 Moto: Kawa Z1000 noir (road), Yam FZR400 (race/track)

09/12/2005, 14h57	#6 (permalink)
honda4life Stunter Date d'inscription: septembre 2005 Localisation: rive-sud Messages: 215 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: gsx-r 1000 2k3,cbr600rr track	lol