Why are men happier??

KneeDragger · 09/01/2006, 18h26

Men Are Just Happier People... viewed from a woman's perspective

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades..
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.......

**chip7** · 09/01/2006, 18h46

word !!!

busa.ss · 09/01/2006, 18h51

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word !!!

+1

**Mahmoud** · 09/01/2006, 19h32

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Men Are Just Happier People... viewed from a woman's perspective
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Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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Or so i thought ...

GODZILLA · 09/01/2006, 21h32

good one alex !!!

KneeDragger · 09/01/2006, 23h03

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good one alex !!!

Trinity · 09/01/2006, 23h17

EXCEPT:

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - EVER MET SOME GIRLS FROM m4e ??

You can open all your own jars. - NOT ALL GUYS .. SOME COKE BOTTLES PROVE TO BE TUFF TOO

You almost never have strap problems in public. - NO MEN ARE JUST ALWAYS TRYING TO "PLACE" THEIR PACKAGES INSTEAD

KneeDragger · 10/01/2006, 12h06

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EXCEPT:

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - EVER MET SOME GIRLS FROM m4e ??

You can open all your own jars. - NOT ALL GUYS .. SOME COKE BOTTLES PROVE TO BE TUFF TOO

You almost never have strap problems in public. - NO MEN ARE JUST ALWAYS TRYING TO "PLACE" THEIR PACKAGES INSTEAD

U're teaching me somethings I'm not aware of some girls on M4E... Think I'll keep away then... lolllll

KneeDragger · 05/11/2008, 20h47

to the top... another classic for me!

09/01/2006, 18h26	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Why are men happier?? Men Are Just Happier People... viewed from a woman's perspective Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier....... __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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Trinity World speed record Date d'inscription: octobre 2004 Messages: 2 411 Pouvoir de réputation: 8 Reputation: 42	EXCEPT: The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - EVER MET SOME GIRLS FROM m4e ?? You can open all your own jars. - NOT ALL GUYS .. SOME COKE BOTTLES PROVE TO BE TUFF TOO You almost never have strap problems in public. - NO MEN ARE JUST ALWAYS TRYING TO "PLACE" THEIR PACKAGES INSTEAD

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KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 420 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 283 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	to the top... another classic for me!