Entrance exam

RdKetchup · 13/01/2006, 13h27

Collage 268 27 MAY 96

SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version

Time Limit: 3 WKS

Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social
conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope?
___ (a) Jewish
___ (b) Catholic
___ (c) Hindu
___ (d) Polish
___ (e) Agnostic
(check only one)

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand
is on the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: ____________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

11. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
___ (a) New York
___ (b) Florida
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you
have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when
(approximately)?
___ (a) B.C.
___ (b) A.D.

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify.

busa.ss · 13/01/2006, 13h36

trop compliqué pour moi

maxpat82 · 13/01/2006, 13h43

d'oh je pense j'ai couler.

Tsé: c'est pcq j'ai manquer de temps

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busa.ss · 13/01/2006, 13h46

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d'oh je pense j'ai couler.

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je viens de me faire corigé 3/20
jai couler

Nathou · 13/01/2006, 13h48

je suis meme pas bilingue pis je passe le test

busa.ss · 13/01/2006, 13h51

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je suis meme pas bilingue pis je passe le test

tu doit avoir un tres bon Q.I.mois je suis que vendeur

**chip7** · 13/01/2006, 13h55

ici ce serais les joueurs de hockey, les joueurs de football sont universitaires!

RdKetchup · 13/01/2006, 14h00

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d'oh je pense j'ai couler.

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je viens de me faire corigé 3/20
jai couler

Non, tu passe:

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busa.ss · 13/01/2006, 14h03

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d'oh je pense j'ai couler.

Tsé: c'est pcq j'ai manquer de temps

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je viens de me faire corigé 3/20
jai couler

Non, tu passe:

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merci bcp tu me rassure je me croyais imbécile

GODZILLA · 13/01/2006, 14h05

jai jamais trouvé ou ecrire mon nom !

cest sur que je ne passerais jamais !

13/01/2006, 13h27	#1 (permalink)
RdKetchup 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: N45.483W73.562 Messages: 7 969 Pouvoir de réputation: 14 Reputation: 163 Moto: 1988 Yamaha FZR400-600 frankenstein	Entrance exam Collage 268 27 MAY 96 SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version Time Limit: 3 WKS Name: _____________________________ 1. What language is spoken in France? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to ___ (a) build a bridge ___ (b) sail the ocean ___ (c) lead an army or ___ (d) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? ___ (a) Jewish ___ (b) Catholic ___ (c) Hindu ___ (d) Polish ___ (e) Agnostic (check only one) 5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8. What are people in America's far north called? ___ (a) Westerners ___ (b) Southerners ___ (c) Northerners 9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton Bush: ____________________________________________ Carter: __________________________________________ Clinton: __________________________________________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five: 11. Where does rain come from? ___ (a) Macy's ___ (b) a 7-11 ___ (c) Canada ___ (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? ___ (a) yes ___ (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? ___ (a) New York ___ (b) Florida ___ (c) Canada ___ (d) Wisconsin 18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have? 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? ___ (a) B.C. ___ (b) A.D. * You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify. __________________ #π "War is god's way of teaching americans geography" Ambrose Bierce "Any war that requires the suspension of reason as a necessity for support is a bad war." Norman Mailer "C'est qui le tawouin qui se plante dans le warm-up lap?" FoVeUrBeN

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Nathou World champion Date d'inscription: juillet 2005 Localisation: Longueuil Messages: 1 661 Pouvoir de réputation: 6 Reputation: 80 Moto: katana qui s'est trouvé une "doctoresse"	je suis meme pas bilingue pis je passe le test

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chip7 Moderateur Date d'inscription: mars 2004 Localisation: Montreal-by-the-beach Messages: 8 210 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 462 Moto: ZX-9r, édition tie-wraps!	ici ce serais les joueurs de hockey, les joueurs de football sont universitaires!

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GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	jai jamais trouvé ou ecrire mon nom ! cest sur que je ne passerais jamais !