joke: a woman on welfare !

GODZILLA · 20/01/2006, 19h49

A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids . . .
"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the
children rush to find seats.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll
need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one, he's Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through
the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to
the eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they
ALL named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied, "Well, yes -- it makes it easier. When it is time to
get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's
time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a running. 'An' if I need
to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them
stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming' them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
whole bunch?"

"I call them by their last names."

RdKetchup · 20/01/2006, 19h55

dom686 · 20/01/2006, 23h03

est bonne !!!

daymz · 21/01/2006, 02h45

elle est excellente !!!!

20/01/2006, 19h49	#1 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	joke: a woman on welfare ! A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids . . . "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???" "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats. "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and who's next?" "Well, this one, he's Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy! "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL named Leroy?" Their Momma replied, "Well, yes -- it makes it easier. When it is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes a running. 'An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming' them all Leroy." The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?" "I call them by their last names." __________________ THE WORST PART ABOUT DRIVING A CAR IS TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE GAY IT'S NOT WHERE YOU GO IT'S HOW YOU GET THERE PLUS ON EST DE FOUS PLUS ON CLANCHE

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20/01/2006, 19h55	#2 (permalink)
RdKetchup 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: août 2003 Localisation: N45.483W73.562 Messages: 7 963 Pouvoir de réputation: 14 Reputation: 163 Moto: 1988 Yamaha FZR400-600 frankenstein

20/01/2006, 23h03	#3 (permalink)
dom686 Stunter Date d'inscription: décembre 2005 Localisation: st-jean sur richelieu Messages: 197 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: gsxr-600 1998	est bonne !!!

21/01/2006, 02h45	#4 (permalink)
daymz Contributeur Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Rive-sud de Montréal Messages: 5 529 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 450 Moto: Kawa Z1000 noir (road), Yam FZR400 (race/track)	elle est excellente !!!!