blonde thought process

GODZILLA · 25/01/2006, 20h41

BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away...
Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely ifhe could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs.

honda4life · 26/01/2006, 12h28

!!!! hahaha had a very good quality laugh!!! :P

MrHappy · 26/01/2006, 12h55

Le pire dans tout ca , c'est que c'est vrai, elles sont vraiment comme ca.

daymz · 26/01/2006, 12h58

Tordant !!

T'es en forme en ce moment Godz !!

HellCrow · 26/01/2006, 14h10

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Le pire dans tout ca , c'est que c'est vrai, elles sont vraiment comme ca.

HorneyD peut sûrement confirmer, pas vrai ?

**Mahmoud** · 26/01/2006, 16h40

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Le pire dans tout ca , c'est que c'est vrai, elles sont vraiment comme ca.

Pas toutes

MrHappy · 26/01/2006, 17h45

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Le pire dans tout ca , c'est que c'est vrai, elles sont vraiment comme ca.

Pas toutes

Ha non , c'Est vrai. Mais tu es vraiment chanceux tu as l'exception à la règle.

Mais remarque le gars qu'elle a marié....hummm c'est a se poser des questions.....

**Mahmoud** · 26/01/2006, 23h41

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Envoyé par MrHappy

Le pire dans tout ca , c'est que c'est vrai, elles sont vraiment comme ca.

Pas toutes

Ha non , c'Est vrai. Mais tu es vraiment chanceux tu as l'exception à la règle.

Mais remarque le gars qu'elle a marié....hummm c'est a se poser des questions.....

25/01/2006, 20h41	#1 (permalink)
GODZILLA 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: mai 2004 Localisation: dans ma bulle Messages: 6 447 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 150 Moto: mobylette	blonde thought process BLONDE LOGIC Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking... and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????" CAR TROUBLE A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?" He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor". She asks, "How often do I have to do that?" SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely ifhe could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" RIVER WALK There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side." BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" IN A VACUUM A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?" FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs. __________________ THE WORST PART ABOUT DRIVING A CAR IS TELLING YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE GAY IT'S NOT WHERE YOU GO IT'S HOW YOU GET THERE PLUS ON EST DE FOUS PLUS ON CLANCHE

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26/01/2006, 12h28	#2 (permalink)
honda4life Stunter Date d'inscription: septembre 2005 Localisation: rive-sud Messages: 215 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: gsx-r 1000 2k3,cbr600rr track	!!!! hahaha had a very good quality laugh!!! :P

26/01/2006, 12h55	#3 (permalink)
MrHappy 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2003 Localisation: tsé l'affaire rond qui tourne autour du soleil Messages: 5 828 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 233 Moto: Little Bee brulée - perte totale	Le pire dans tout ca , c'est que c'est vrai, elles sont vraiment comme ca.

26/01/2006, 12h58	#4 (permalink)
daymz Contributeur Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Rive-sud de Montréal Messages: 5 529 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 450 Moto: Kawa Z1000 noir (road), Yam FZR400 (race/track)	Tordant !! T'es en forme en ce moment Godz !!