Beware of parrots...

KneeDragger · 31/01/2006, 13h38

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"

Vspec · 31/01/2006, 14h17

Un classique!

RdKetchup · 31/01/2006, 14h23

busa.ss · 31/01/2006, 14h37

Good one

daymz · 31/01/2006, 23h46

MrHappy · 01/02/2006, 08h41

Ca fait changement un peu.....

Est bonne

AdrenalineRush · 01/02/2006, 20h07

DOH!!!

31/01/2006, 13h38	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 391 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Beware of parrots... A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!" __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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31/01/2006, 14h17	#2 (permalink)
Vspec World champion Date d'inscription: septembre 2005 Localisation: Fredericton, NB Messages: 1 605 Pouvoir de réputation: 6 Reputation: 47 Moto: Deux morceaux de Busa	Un classique!

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