Speeding ticket...

KneeDragger · 31/01/2006, 20h06

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:

Officer:
May I see your driver's license?

Driver:
I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer:
May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver:
It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer:
The car is stolen?

Driver:
That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card
in
the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer:
There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver:
Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
owns
this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer:
There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver:
Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:

Captain:
Sir, can I see your license?

Driver:
Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain:
Who's car is this?

Driver:
It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain:
Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun
i it?

Driver:
Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain:
Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body
in it.

Driver:
No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain:
I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him
you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox,
and that
there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver:
Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too

daymz · 31/01/2006, 23h23

sabbath666 · 01/02/2006, 15h58

Good one

KneeDragger · 09/10/2007, 23h22

to the top

**chip7** · 10/10/2007, 00h26

Un peu de nostalgie Kneedragger ?

**V-Force** · 10/10/2007, 08h40

Too bad I didn't see it before.
I could've use that a few weeks ago :P

KneeDragger · 10/10/2007, 10h47

Citation:

Envoyé par chip7

Un peu de nostalgie Kneedragger ?

just a tad...

KneeDragger · 31/10/2008, 23h51

to the top... for the newbs

KneeDragger · 28/06/2009, 11h56

bumpr pour les newbies

31/01/2006, 20h06	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 407 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Speeding ticket... A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner' card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun i it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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31/01/2006, 23h23	#2 (permalink)
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01/02/2006, 15h58	#3 (permalink)
sabbath666 World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2005 Localisation: Rive-Sud MTL Messages: 711 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Thundercat	Good one

09/10/2007, 23h22	#4 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 407 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	to the top

10/10/2007, 00h26	#5 (permalink)
chip7 Moderateur Date d'inscription: mars 2004 Localisation: Montreal-by-the-beach Messages: 8 207 Pouvoir de réputation: 15 Reputation: 462 Moto: ZX-9r, édition tie-wraps!	Un peu de nostalgie Kneedragger ?

10/10/2007, 08h40	#6 (permalink)
V-Force Moderateur Date d'inscription: février 2003 Localisation: Cité de Fort Fort Lointain Messages: 13 035 Pouvoir de réputation: 21 Reputation: 431 Moto: Buelldozer XB12X 2007 et ZMX Best Racing Pocket Bike	Too bad I didn't see it before. I could've use that a few weeks ago :P

31/10/2008, 23h51	#8 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 407 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	to the top... for the newbs

28/06/2009, 11h56	#9 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 407 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	bumpr pour les newbies