FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING JOKES!

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THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING JOKES!


How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never
be able to support you.



Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.


How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.



Why do men pass gas more than women?

Because, women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?

The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.



What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman that won't do what she's told.


I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.


Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%.

It is called Wedding Cake.


Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and
SuffeRing.


Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"

I said, "Dust!"


In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.


A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything in four days."

She looked at him and said, "I wish I had your willpower."



Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."


A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The
next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.


Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a baldhead and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.