The Perfect Employee?

[KneeDragger]

The Perfect Employee?

01 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
02 hard at work at his desk. He works independently, without
03 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
04 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and always
05 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
06 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
07 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
08 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
09 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed as an asset employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.



Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd
numbered lines.

[chip7]

hey that looks like my last review ....