THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

KneeDragger · 06/02/2006, 14h21

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose s-hit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on toast.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well ........ Shit Happens!!!!

GixxerDude · 06/02/2006, 14h26

I thought it was the F word...i try to use it as often as possible...i'm addicted to it...

J/K

It adds so much flava to a phrase !

BeachBoy · 06/02/2006, 14h37

bah c'est comme schtroumfer...

ca veut tout dire, verbe, nom, adjectif

j'vais schtroumfer des baies schtroumfantes avec mon schtroumpf.

E.

Trinity · 06/02/2006, 14h57

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Envoyé par GixxerDude

I thought it was the F word...i try to use it as often as possible...i'm addicted to it...

J/K

It adds so much flava to a phrase !

Would hardly call it flavor .. !

maxpat82 · 07/02/2006, 09h35

Citation:

Envoyé par BeachBoy

bah c'est comme schtroumfer...

ca veut tout dire, verbe, nom, adjectif

j'vais schtroumfer des baies schtroumfantes avec mon schtroumpf.

E.

ca t'as marqué étant jeune?

BeachBoy · 07/02/2006, 09h41

ouais, j'avais une collection de verres a la maison

tu les ramassais chez "Gulf". Je suis certain qui a d'autre monde qui en ont eu, il y avait une collection calinours aussi!

E.

06/02/2006, 14h21	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 415 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose s-hit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on toast. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else. You could pass this along, if you give a shit, or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head.......... Well ........ Shit Happens!!!! __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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06/02/2006, 14h26	#2 (permalink)
GixxerDude World champion Date d'inscription: octobre 2003 Messages: 1 330 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: I dont wanna make you jealous	I thought it was the F word...i try to use it as often as possible...i'm addicted to it... J/K It adds so much flava to a phrase !

06/02/2006, 14h37	#3 (permalink)
BeachBoy World speed record Date d'inscription: juillet 2005 Localisation: Calgary, AB Messages: 4 255 Pouvoir de réputation: 9 Reputation: 18 Moto: R6 '99	bah c'est comme schtroumfer... ca veut tout dire, verbe, nom, adjectif j'vais schtroumfer des baies schtroumfantes avec mon schtroumpf. E.

07/02/2006, 09h41	#6 (permalink)
BeachBoy World speed record Date d'inscription: juillet 2005 Localisation: Calgary, AB Messages: 4 255 Pouvoir de réputation: 9 Reputation: 18 Moto: R6 '99	ouais, j'avais une collection de verres a la maison tu les ramassais chez "Gulf". Je suis certain qui a d'autre monde qui en ont eu, il y avait une collection calinours aussi! E.