Do you know me?

Babygirl · 02/05/2006, 13h22

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children."

Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and
says...

"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I laid on the
pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?"

She said, "Umm....No, I'm your son's Math teacher."

AdrenalineRush · 05/05/2006, 16h06

Oh God!!!!

FunkyMan · 06/05/2006, 14h14

what a dumb!

JohnnyUtah · 06/05/2006, 18h27

lol

02/05/2006, 13h22	#1 (permalink)
Babygirl World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2003 Localisation: St-Zotique Messages: 967 Pouvoir de réputation: 7 Reputation: 17 Moto: Plus rien....pour l'instant!	Do you know me? A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my children." Now he thinks back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful and says... "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party who I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my ass with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt?" She said, "Umm....No, I'm your son's Math teacher." __________________ "If winning isn't everything...why keep score?" -Vince Lombardi A motorcycle will get you thru the times without a man, but a man won't get you thru the times without a motorcycle.

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05/05/2006, 16h06	#2 (permalink)
AdrenalineRush World champion Date d'inscription: août 2005 Localisation: Sherbrooke et environs... Messages: 1 241 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: ZX9R '99	Oh God!!!!

06/05/2006, 14h14	#3 (permalink)
FunkyMan World champion Date d'inscription: mai 2005 Localisation: Montreal (PAT) Messages: 578 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: A pied... pour l'instant	what a dumb!

06/05/2006, 18h27	#4 (permalink)
JohnnyUtah Stunter Date d'inscription: juin 2005 Localisation: Boucherville Messages: 188 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: Kawasaki ZX6-R 2003 Varte	lol