Viagra's generic name

KneeDragger · 11/05/2006, 11h59

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO"

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :P

Ragno · 11/05/2006, 13h02

busa.ss · 11/05/2006, 13h06

**chip7** · 11/05/2006, 13h48

too funny !!!

chem-guy · 19/05/2006, 07h58

Bordel Kneedragger!!!!!!

Celle là est trop bonne. Je suis chimiste et je travaille justement avec des composés comme ça et c'est vrai des fois que les noms génériques sont assez stupides. Juste pour les curieux, le vrai nom de Viagra est: Sildenafil.

11/05/2006, 11h59	#1 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 395 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Viagra's generic name In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO" Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :P __________________ Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost Keep the Rubber Side Down! AM #210

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chem-guy World champion Date d'inscription: septembre 2004 Localisation: Blainville Messages: 959 Pouvoir de réputation: 6 Reputation: 32 Moto: j'en ai une	Bordel Kneedragger!!!!!! Celle là est trop bonne. Je suis chimiste et je travaille justement avec des composés comme ça et c'est vrai des fois que les noms génériques sont assez stupides. Juste pour les curieux, le vrai nom de Viagra est: Sildenafil.