Quelques blagues....

Mikanor · 18/05/2006, 17h38

Excuser de les transferer en anglais....

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too, I want to see how you live on $800 a year".

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:

* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

**chip7** · 18/05/2006, 19h14

simple!!

AdrenalineRush · 19/05/2006, 01h49

1+1=2!!!!

temporel · 19/05/2006, 07h33

Tessier · 23/05/2006, 11h20

She replys
-Your just a poor drunk bastard.
-Maybe but tomorow I'll be sober you ... you'll still be UGLY

daymz · 23/05/2006, 12h30

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Envoyé par Mikanor

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too, I want to see how you live on $800 a year".

Diavolo · 23/05/2006, 20h20

Moi aussi la première, je la ris depuis 5 min.

18/05/2006, 17h38	#1 (permalink)
Mikanor Apprenti Date d'inscription: septembre 2005 Localisation: St-Sauveur des Monts Messages: 12 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: 2009 H.D. Night Rod Special	Quelques blagues.... Excuser de les transferer en anglais.... A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Sydney. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too, I want to see how you live on $800 a year". --------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: * 2 litres of low fat milk * a carton of eggs * 2 litres of orange juice * a head of lettuce * half a dozen tomatoes * a 500g jar of coffee * a 250g pack of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, A Drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk as to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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temporel World champion Date d'inscription: juillet 2005 Messages: 998 Pouvoir de réputation: 5 Reputation: 17

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