Management Lesson

AdrenalineRush · 22/06/2006, 10h48

Subject: Management Lessons

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged
to someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said "NO."

Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her
boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to
call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...

She said "The bastard paid me in quarters!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety
before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

chicaxoxo · 22/06/2006, 10h55

i read this one a little while ago, it was with 500$, but i have never laughed so hard in my life... Thx for posting it

maxpat82 · 22/06/2006, 11h31

c'est bien pensé pareil! :P

SloUc · 22/06/2006, 12h25

lui, il la l'affaire

KneeDragger · 22/06/2006, 14h00

Good one... no.. excellent!!!

22/06/2006, 10h48	#1 (permalink)
AdrenalineRush World champion Date d'inscription: août 2005 Localisation: Sherbrooke et environs... Messages: 1 241 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: ZX9R '99	Management Lesson Subject: Management Lessons Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office... but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..." but the girl said "NO." Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.... so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. She agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened... She said "The bastard paid me in quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! __________________

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22/06/2006, 10h55	#2 (permalink)
chicaxoxo Squid Date d'inscription: juin 2006 Localisation: Montreal/ New York Messages: 79 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: 2007 GSX-R1000	i read this one a little while ago, it was with 500$, but i have never laughed so hard in my life... Thx for posting it

22/06/2006, 11h31	#3 (permalink)
maxpat82 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: juillet 2004 Localisation: Rive-Sud Messages: 15 351 Pouvoir de réputation: 22 Reputation: 333 Moto: DRZ400SM 05(rue et dirt) - GSX-R600 K5(track) - XR100 2002	c'est bien pensé pareil! :P

22/06/2006, 12h25	#4 (permalink)
SloUc Squid Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Rouyn, Abitibi Messages: 51 Pouvoir de réputation: 0 Reputation: 10 Moto: FZ6 2006	lui, il la l'affaire

22/06/2006, 14h00	#5 (permalink)
KneeDragger 12 O'clock Date d'inscription: novembre 2004 Localisation: Home is where the heart is... Messages: 6 391 Pouvoir de réputation: 12 Reputation: 276 Moto: A sweet ass track mistress!!!	Good one... no.. excellent!!!