THE NURSING HOME POLICE

[BikerChiquita]

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to

charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting
up

to maximum speed on the long corridors, shouting "Vroom, Vroom!" and

making believe she was once again driving her car on the freeway.
Because

the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents

tolerated her, and some of them actually joined in to help her live her
fantasy.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door

opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched "STOP!

Police!" he shouted in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for that
thing?"

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and

held it up to him. "OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird

Harold popped out in front of her and shouted, "STOP! Police! Have

you got proof of insurance?" Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a

drink coaster, and held it up to him. Harold nodded, and said, "Carry
on,

ma'am." As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door,

Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with a very

sizable erection. "Oh, good grief," cried Ethel, "not the Breathalyzer
again!"



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